Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
How do you drive a man crazy?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do naked fish play with?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.