What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where do baby apes sleep?