What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What day do hands always go to church?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?