What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?