What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?