What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
What building always gets stains on it?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How does a witch play loud music?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?