Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's the noisiest food?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a Russian flea?