What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How does a taco bless the table?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?