Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?