How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's black and white and red all over?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How do you spot a modern spider?