What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the foal cough?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?