Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What's a henway?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?