What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?