Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What's the opposite of irony?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which celebrity always frowns?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Which fly makes films?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?