Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's the noisiest food?