Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where does laundry go to college?