What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call an arctic cow?