Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
How does the moon cut her hair?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do cows say when you milk them?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
It's Crowded!
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?