What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do ducks get after they eat?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?