What's a bat's favorite game?
Batminton.
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?