What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
What's the coldest vegetable?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why was the spider so smart?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?