Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?