What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?