What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
They are both Paris sites.
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do bees chew?