What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do math teachers eat?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?