What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Grasshopper pie.
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?