Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?