Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?