What part of a fish is the most musical?
The scales.
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?