Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How do horses navigate at night?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?