What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?