What do you say to a really good barista?
Thanks a latte!
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?