Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
Where do birds go to drink?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?