What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Mommie Deerest.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
A book just fell on my head.
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?