What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?