What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How do you make antifreeze?