Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?