What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
If you need help building an ark...
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?