Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why are cars magic?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What day do hands always go to church?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why are skunks always so depressed?