When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?