Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?