Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do naked fish play with?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?