Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did summer say to spring?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?