Which singer could always break a five?
Johnny Cash.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?