Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do minions always put in their salads?