What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
Do you have the best ceiling?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?