Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What sport are eggs the best at?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?