Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why is summer always sad?
How do you make a cow float?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?