Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
A doctopus.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why do porcupines always win the game?