Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why do math teachers love March?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What type of music do frogs listen to?